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UPDATE: For those who didn’t understand this past episode from this season of Boondocks… I introduce to you – Fleece Johnson also known as The Booty Warrior Read more…
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I guess I missed “The Wire Train”, I missed out on something good. This 10 minute clip are 100 of the Best Quotes from the show. tune to the 8:39 mark for what I think is the funniest part.
The trailer for Sheneneh And Wanda at the BET awards last year, which was just a skit, created so much of a buzz that Screen Gems has decided to make it a movie says Variety.
I think it could be funny. Always a thin line between clownin and coonin, but I’m sure Fox and Lawrence will be able to make this funny without being stupid. Both of the characters were funny in their own right, I just hope it gets a good script.
Here’s The Skit That Started It All
It all started in 1992, when Sir Mix A Lot announced that he liked big butts, and about that, he couldn’t lie. Since then, we have been consumed by the big booty hysteria.
The big butt pandemic appears to have taken this country and its inhabitants by storm. Perhaps never before has a single body part been so overly glorified. Read more…
It’s amazing how the human body knows when you’re holding urine because there’s no toilet, and when you’re holding urine simply to be vain. Ever notice how when you’re on the freeway and you have to go really bad when you finally get a toilet, your body releases the urine just as you’re pulling your pants down. It’s as if you made it, “just in time.” Well apparently my body was well aware of me which meant it was bathroom time. So I’m at the parking lot of this building here in Memphis which shall remain nameless when this happens. You guys should’ve seen my fat ass dash across the parking lot to get to the bathroom.
There was a guy at the sink trying to get a stain out of his shirt. He was on the phone speaking in Chinese to someone. From the tone of his voice the conversation seemed to be business oriented. Hell I don’t know; for all I know they could’ve been talking about hot Asian porn or the Miami Dolphins. None the less we made eye contact so I gave him a quick nod and scurried into my stall. As you settle in to a stall you sit and wonder what food you ate earlier that week that’s brought you to this point; “Was it the Ravioli from Monday? Or is this the Shrimp pasta from last night?”
My pondering of these deep thought were rudely interrupted by the cell phone ring of a man in the stall next to me. Everyone talks about using cell phones in restaurants or libraries being rude, I think this should be extended to bathrooms. This guy answers the phone while he’s taking a dump. What call is THAT important?!! How does he know that I’m not in need of peace and quiet?!! How dare him!!!! Read more…
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